Don't waste money on a standard funeral gown because they look no better than an old women's dressing gown from the 70's and not suitable for that trendy younger dead man for example, Premium Funerals are proud to introduce the winter, spring, summer and autumn Funeral wear collection.
Don't let your loved one rot in anything but the best funerary wear. These specially designed outfits allow us to easily dress the departed, yet give a fantastic fashionable look while lying in an open coffin, get the name of your loved one or even the deceased embroidered too for only £30 extra, ideal for viewing by strangers.
By using only man-made fibres not only allows us to benefit from cheap manufacturer costs but also means that should there be an exhumation within 100 years the colours will still be vibrant.
We recommend these easily flammable garments for cremation too, in these days of environmental awareness having your departed one dressed in one of these garments will reduce gas consumption by up to 10%, even more, when combined with the body's natural combustibility. Well worth the extra cost, and increased profitability of the funeral to us.
As an example of our readiness to go the extra mile for our clients we had a wife viewing her husband just last week, she said that he was in his brown suit and that he had asked to be buried in his blue suit, we told her to leave it with us. Later that day she returned to see he husband, there he was in a blue suit, she said that was very good service, indeed, it just happened that earlier another lady had viewed her husband, he was dressed in a blue and had wanted to be buried in brown, so it was a simple job to swap the heads. |
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